Enjoy every moment you get to spend on the floor dummies. Make it shine for your man. Dream of looking up at him as he evaluates your housework. Imagine how great it will be to receive your reward on the same floor, in the the same position, as when you performed your labor. The floor is like the woman, it is the foundation of every successful and happy home. Everything else is built on the floor. Make your floor shine. Make yourself shine. You are the floor of the family, be proud of your place beneath his feet.
I want to be a mans floor ♥